What the hell?? For a few months now, my bowels have been slow, sluggish, stopped, and everything BUT smooth and regular. Earlier this morning I’d already had a fairly normal typical visit to the toilet. Suddenly at mid-day, AS I WAS EATING lunch (a delicious Pompeii Salad from Iguana Joe’s) and not even finished, my bowels opened up. Didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. Totally unexpected, totally unwelcome.

After hand-rinsing my clothes, a second wave came forth. Holy Shitballs, y’all!!!

I got squeezed in to see this new cardiac surgeon early tomorrow morning. Terrific. So last night I start getting a cold, and today I start crapping without warning. What The Actual Fuck?? I’m not sure if I should even try eating anything more today or in the morning until after I’ve seen the doctor in the morning. I truly cannot risk canceling, considering how much trouble went into getting me in to see him. I don’t know what to do that would stop it. I don’t know if I have any Immodium in the house, and I sure as hell can’t go get some. Fuck!!!

eta: Yayyy… I found some. The package says it expired in 2014, but it’s all I have at the moment. 🙁