I found this image on Facebook, hosted by United Atheists of America:
“Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God.” (Romans 14.22, KJV)
“So whatever you believe about these things keep between yourself and God.” (Romans 14.22, NIV)
Seriously, if you want to live with the bliss of not-knowing and not-understanding, all the while trusting that your willful ignorance is somehow an asset, please just keep it to yourself. Life your life as you wish, but don’t spout off superstitious nonsense. It only makes you look childish and foolish, and will give people sound reason not to trust you as much as you would wish.