Offending God is not a real thing
“Baking a cake to celebrate the wedding of a same-sex couple is an offense to God.”
Bull-FUCKING-shit. Offending God is not a real thing. It is a make-believe superstition without a shred of substance. There is no evidence any of the currently popular gods even exists, so I do not give a fiddler’s flying fuck about whether your imaginary friend is offended. He’s YOUR imaginary friend, and YOU imagined it, so YOU deal with it. Not my fault you don’t have a better imagination to make a nicer imaginary friend.